Life of Luxury

Here I am in my $300 a night hotel room waiting for my conference to start tomorrow.

The bed here is so high I need a running start to make it into the bed. Whose brilliant idea is this? I put on the complimentary robe and the belt loops are somewhere around my knees. I think I have been assigned the "Giant Room" or something. Bad enough that I always feel out of place in expensive hotels, but now I also feel short.

I've managed to leave key documents in my office, which is 2 1/2 hours away. Or, you know, 4 hours away if you get stuck behind a huge accident like I did today.

Some of us clearly aren't made for the good life, I guess!