Dancing With Two Left Feet

It always amazes me what becomes a hit on television. C-list celebrities pretending to be ballroom dancers? Don't they usually have look alikes to fill in for the hard stuff?

Could John be enjoying the cheese any more? Could Kelly wear less clothing? Could Rachel be more arrogant? Could Joey .... well, be more Joey? Could the singers actually be worse than the American Idol backup singers (or are they the same people??)?

I guess this is what summer television is for. Crappy sensational stuff.

And I'm lovin' it.