Product Alert

In the category of "what would ever possess you to buy a product that does this???" is a sandal with a flask in the heel. I know, some of you may be thinking "oooo, instant access to alcohol in any circumstances". However, I'm hoping that's soon followed by "Dude, I'm not drinking something that I pour out of my sandal."

I'm really scared to know who would buy this...

Does it come with a free membership to AA? A coupon for stomach pumping?